Ramses the Freaky Deke

I really wish I had a better picture of this guy, but I was totally afraid that if he caught me he would have cast me out of Egypt. This purple robe with gold embroidery is fucking fantastic, not only in its bold fashion direction, but also in the nerve it takes to wear it. He kept walking around the subway car trying to get Jewish people to build things for him. It was weird. I'd hate to be that guy sleeping in that seat and wake up to see the Egyptian Rick James hanging over me.